Your contact address: As near as I can get to Scotland.
Your education history: I am well educated in defeating the Scots.
Your employment history: My life is given over to defeating the Scots.
Please answer the following questions:
What are your interests outside work?
When not busy defeating the Scots, I defeat the Welsh instead.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
The defeat of the Scots.
Describe a situation in which you have worked as part of a team.
My army were with me when I defeated the Scots.
What could you bring to the job?
I could defeat your Scots.
Why do you want this job?
I hear you have Scots there.
|King Edward I of England|
HAMMER OF THE SCOTS